Monique Rathbun

So we already talked about how Marty and Monique tied the knot and proceeded to have sex the Scientology way by wrapping their tentacles around each other. I wanted to write a single piece on Mosey Rathbun to kind of describe her and what she brings to the table.

First off she’s black so automatically she’s got Obama’s support. Next you’ll realize she looks like a man which is probably why Marty loves her because she doesn’t take a beating without fighting back like Rinder did. Her father probably doesn’t agree with her choice of cracker men but thats ok because he doesn’t understand Marty’s OT powers. However her younger hip brother Tyrone is perfectly ok with Marty because they relate to each other through Nas’s music. Marty actually performed on stage with Tyrone’s band once and Marty got a little to drunk at the after party but no mounted officers there so no problems.

Monique Rathbun fits right on into the Rathbun family. What is another nut gonna hurt?