As it turns out our best friend Mark Rathbun had a little ‘spell’ down in New Orleans where the alcohol flows like oil in the gulf. Apparently he gets trashed with his black wife and friends and notices a kid with a basketball and decides to physically check the kid and grab the ball and go all MJ. What he didn’t notice was a mounted officer watching him looking like a drunk belligerent jackass.
The officer told him that he should go and he had too much to drink and since Mark has a problem with authority ever since the 3rd grade he said I have a wife in there I need to get her. The cop put him against the wall cuffed him and brought him to jail. Marty goes onto describe this jail as a tree hugging happy place where everyone helps everybody. I’m pretty sure this is a cover story and he got severely raped multiple times. He had been seen walking differently when he was released so I think this only helps my theory.
While Marty Rathbun was locked away he was worried that his wonderful dark chocolate lover wife didn’t know where he was and she would go around looking everywhere. Marty’s high level OT powers failed him that night. Instead of telepathically speaking to her he had to use a phone. =[
In the end Marty got out of jail and felt ashamed, had to make a blogpost and show everyone that he can’t handle his alcohol. Poor guy 
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