Now, its not my business what people do with their money (hey, I like to spend mine on hookers and blow!), but I will agree that this guy was an idiot to put 10 million dollars straight into DM’s pocket. Especially since he is now declaring bankruptcy, and that 10 million would more than cover he debts (or so Marty claims). However, the true idiocy is found in Rathbun’s insistence that people should find out who this guy’s creditors are and let them know about the 10 million dollar donation. Somewhere in his mind, these ‘creditors’ will go to DM himself and demand that the money he was given, be given to them.

Unfortunately Marty, that isn’t how it works. If you spend your money on hookers and blow, and neglect to pay your bills, your electric company is going to go find the hookers, or the drug dealer, and say “that money is supposed to be mine.” No, they’re going to put your debts in collections and drag your ass into court. But in your imaginary world, everyone and their mom realizes that DM is an evil cunt, and is going to go after him because you suggested they do so. It doesn’t work that way. Ask your wife, she lives in the real world. Perhaps you should get a crash course in “reality” from her after you get done giving her courses in science fiction. Hey, who knows, maybe you guys can meet in the middle!

Now, I will give Marty that the movement he has started, and now controls with an iron fist, is certainly interesting, and adds a whole new dynamic to the playing field that is the game of “bringing Scientology to ruin.”

But fuck him. Fuck him for suggesting that he is “the game changer.” Fuck him for suggesting that without him, all these journalists (several of whom have given notice to his movement and at the same time acurately portrayed what an asshole he really was when he was in Scientology) would not have had the courage to put up with Scientology’s shit.

If anyone wants to know the real reason that Scientology had its balls cut off, look no further than Anon. The sheer mass of people that are involved in anon made it impossible, for the first time ever, for the cult to get away with going after people silently. People, for the first time, felt safe to speak out in a very vocal manner, because they knew that anon was watching. If anything happened to them, anon would be there to shout about it from the rooftops.

So fuck Marty Rathbun. Fuck him eight ways to Sunday. He hasn’t made anyone feel safe. All he’s done is pick up the brainwashing right where LRH left off. I’m sure he’s done LRH proud, but the rest of us wish he’d take a long hike off a short Golden Gate Bridge.

But you’d also assume that once they get out, they’d start improving. Marty seems to be regressing. Every new post of his that we read is seems more and more incoherent than the last. The most recent one shows that the only part of the English language he’s got a good grasp on is exaggeration – something he does extremely well, all while making a mess of his sentence structure, confusing words, failing to capitalize proper nouns, and using words that do not mean what he thinks they mean. Call me Inigo Montoya, but it seems like someone ought to make Marty aware of the fact that he’s an absolute bumbling dipshit.

And then the SquirrelBusters released this gem:

Not to be outdone by the SquirrelBuster asshattery, Marty saw their stupidity and raised them a srscat is srs post about their video, in which he claims, among other things, that DM himself edited together this video. He claimed that Mike Rinder would back him up on this, which is useless, since whenever Mike backs up something Marty said, I just look at it like Marty said something twice (saying something twice makes it true-er, don’t ya know?!).

And so, I was wrong. Things got better…. for those of us who don’t give a shit about who “wins” this whole thing, that is. Or, for those of you who took my advice and bought stock in popcorn.

I have no idea why the hell anyone would lower themselves to the level of that the Squirrel Busters have, in their stupid blue shirts, looking like assholes to everyone but each other. But they’re Scientologists. Its actually somewhat forgivable for them to do this type of thing, after all they’re just doing what Davey tells them to right? But Marty… he’s just encouraging them. If they really were annoying him as much as he claims they were, he would ignore them, or take legal action to get them to go away. But he’s not going to do that. He loves them. They’re the best PR he’s ever had.

Several of the anons on WWP have been suggesting that we shouldn’t do anything about this whole situation. We should just sit back and let this fire rage out of control, in hopes that it consumes both the SBs and Marty. I for one, agree wholeheartedly.

And while its all still going down, may I recommend buying stock in Orville Redenbacher?

One of LRH’s many creations was “study tech,” which Tom Cruise praised as the reason he’s able to read. If that’s the case, Tom’s the only one.

From Marty’s blog:

Pam, D/CO WUS, has kindly provided us with a list of all Scientologists in the WUS whom OSA considers don’t march quite lock step enough to Miscavige’s liking.

I don’t honestly know what else to say, aside from ‘could someone translate that for me?’

We also are fairly familiar with their tactic of sending out instructions for their peons to comment on any web article with a connection to Scientology. We’ve seen the wash of bullshit, obvious “I AM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST, BUT…….” comments that cause most news organizations to close comments on Scn-related articles.

But, of course, when Marty posts it, his cronies treat it like its some giant revelation, and let him get away with over-charged rhetoric like this:

Irrespective of how much we try to educate the public that the entire Scientology Network has taken the cue from the top to routinely falsify statistics, the morons continue unabated creating houses of lies.  And, ultimately being basically good  they leave smoking guns lying around in the hopes we might put their ethics in.  Here we’ve caught Miscavige’s very close and dear pet project Citizens Commission on Human Rights (CCHR).  So far he’s sent two Texas CCHR punks and the two heads of CCHR INT (Eastgate and the other blonde spokeswoman) to attempt to kidnap escaped SO members and disrupt Scientology services. No wonder they MUST falsify their statistics – they certainly aren’t producing any and Dave needs his rolling thunder material.  Here’s the most recent evidence – a widely distributed email instructing Cult of Miscavige members on how to become criminal:

There’s a few problems with what Marty has said there. The first is that the public is, for the most part, aware of the cult’s constant stream off self-aggrandizing bullshit. Hence why news organizations close down comments on Scn related articles, as we mentioned before. They know this, in part, because of the work Anon has done – not anything that Marty did. But, that’s not the most interesting part. The most interesting part is where he claims that asking someone to rate a website, and possibly skew the rankings, of a private/commercial web-ranking tool, is a crime. Our reaction?

Followed immediately by:

Now, I understand, if you are Marty, that you have to use the most inflamatory language you can to increase the shock value every time you post. Otherwise your adoring sycophants and any marginally interested journalists might lose interest. They’re not there for you, Marty, they’re there for the EXCITEMENT. The BEDAZZLE. They’re there to see you stick it to the Man (that man, in this case, being DM). They actually don’t give a shit about you, and you know that. You know that the moment you stop making self-aggrandizing statements yourself, and just tell the truth (which is bad enough as it is), they’ll stop coming.

Not too long ago, someone got into Marty’s blog and screen-capped a bunch of images of comments that had been made, showing that many of the people posting on Marty’s blog are in fact sock puppets of other posters. By Marty’s assessment, this makes them criminals too. But of course, Marty won’t “ack” that because it doesn’t fit what he wants to portray. He’s falsifying his stats too, it would seem.

I believe that Scientology hurts people in very real, deep ways. Ways that take years to heal. I believe that they lie constantly, and that DM is becoming more and more frantic every time those lies are exposed. The problem is that Marty sets himself and his community as a legitimate transitioning point for those leaving the cult who are disillusioned, abused and in need of help. At the same time, he lies, inflates his own ‘stats,’ and does many of the same things that cult did to all those people. And every sensational lie, every DM-like insistence that “we are growing” just cheapens what the people who are flocking to him actually went through.

Honestly Marty – Why do you have to lie to make things look so shocking, when the truth is shocking enough already?

At the end of this video, he calls the whole group of people standing outside his house “a bunch of maroons.” One of the teachings of LRH is the idea that if you come across a word that you don’t understand, you need to ‘wordclear’ it (something us wogs call “using a dictionary”). Apparently Marty, for all his lofty aspirations of spreading the teachings of LRH, missed that whole “wordclear” memo.

But that’s ok, that’s what we’re here for! We’ll wordclear “maroon” for you Marty!

ma·roon
1    /məˈrun/ Show Spelled[muh-roon] Show IPA
–adjective
1.
dark brownish-red.

While copying that definition from dictionary.com, however, we came across another interesting definition for “maroon.”

–noun

4. 

( often initial capital letter ) any of a group of blacks, descended from fugitive slaves of the 17th and 18th centuries, living in the West Indies and Guiana, especially in mountainous areas.

And I can’t help but think… does Marty really think that people are buying this?

Every single post made by independents always give credit to Marty as being the person who saved their lives. Its as if he solicited reviews from customers. Actually, now that I think about it, that’s exactly what he did. Solicited reviews from customers.

You will never see a story on Marty’s blog that doesn’t say something to the effect of “and then I started reading Marty’s blog” or “I recently went for auditing with Marty, and everything feels right again.” Because his blog isn’t about “exposing ‘Radical Scientology’.” Its about talking shit about his competition.

So Marty, you can stop trying to keep up these appearances. I know it must be tiring, pretending you care about these people. Its ok. We understand. Everyone has to make a buck, and in this shitty economy, you found a great way to do it.

Just admit it, Marty. You’ll feel so much better!

I have to admit that I’m starting to get fed up, not just with Marty for pedaling this bullshit, but with his drones for believing it. I understand that when you’ve been programmed to have that “believe anything your leader tells you” that Scn programs into its people, you run the risk of clinging to something else with as much delusion once you leave Scn. But that doesn’t make it right. Most of these people are either so out of touch with reality that they don’t understand how phones work (and I think many of them probably are) or they are being willfully ignorant.

Lately Marty has been posting songs and videos on his blog. Well, we have a video for him:

“Nice blog you got here…. be a shame if something happened to it, ya know what I’m saying?”

All this just further proves what someone on Why We Protest posted earlier:

Interestingly enough, that image was posted in a thread about Marty saying anyone who is against Scientology is a friend of David Miscavige (thereby insinuating that all of the effort anon has made did nothing). I’m not sure what the hell he’s thinking. Actually, let me rephrase that. I’m not sure if he is thinking. I’m not actually sure he’s capable of thought, as evidenced by the fact that his blog posts have been getting more and more frantic and incoherent.

Maybe his mother’s legacy has come a-calling?

I have no fucking clue what Marty is talking about.

This is, naturally, par for the course. Does anyone (other than his band of idiot sycophants) ever have an idea what he’s talking about? The height of the post, however was where he tried to claim that CCHR had, at one point time time, been “a vanguard of patient’s rights.” I had to google and make sure there’s not another Citizens Commission On Human Rights somewhere that he might be talking about. Go figure, there’s not.

So we’re going to enlighten Marty of something. Things may appear to change when you pull your head out of your ass. This does not mean things have changed. They just look differently than they did when you had your head up your ass. You would be wise to remember this.

You think after being in Scientology you’d know how to work a camera but no. Marty’s weekly youtube videos are worse than the Blair Witch Trial’s camera work. This man is fingering the zoom buttons 24/7. That shit doesn’t do anything but make you look like a n00b man.

I’m trying to watch your video of these fuckin birds and your ugly ass dog and the only thing you are conveying is that a damn earthquake just hit whatever shit hole you were at. You really need some training guy and I know you got some friends over at SquirrelBuster HQ so you should put in for some training.

On another note – what in the hell is wrong with your dog. That thing looks like a gremlin had sex with a raccoon who happened to be doing a line of coke. That thing is physically atrocious and I pray for it.

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